A few ugly thoughts
November 9, 2009:
A few of my ugly thoughts & things I think are funny:
Why Chicago didn’t get the Olympics:
Nuff said!!
“THIS JUST IN: Obama wins the Heisman after watching a football game!”
Have you ever noticed that anybody that drives slower than you is an idiot & anybody that drives faster than you is a maniac?
Isn’t it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did that happen?
Did some cattleman once say, “Oh, man, I can’t wait ’til them calves are done so I can get me a hit of that stuff.”
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains. That’s a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Sometimes I like to go to the dog pound & pretend they found my dog. Then I tell them to kill him anyway cause I already gave away all his stuff.
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