SHARON “MA” FAIRLESS

Ma is the self-proclaimed bar manager of Strokers Ice House. She runs a tight ship and doesn’t like any funny business. She has no patience for tattoos, piercings, fake boobs, or loud mouths. If you don’t like what she has to say, you can take a hike. Ma is quick witted and can debate or converse with the best of them. She’s 71 years old and still on top of her game (despite her chain smoking and drinking habits). She loves to gamble and will continue to work at Strokers until they drag her out feet first.

Name: Sharon Fairless, but call me “Ma”

Title: Rick’s Mom, Bar Manager

What are some of your vices? Drinking, smoking, cussing & gambling.

What are some of your pet peeves? Non tipping bastards, big talkers.

What are some your hobbies? Drinking, smoking, cussing & gambling.

What do you HATE? Stupid people & Obama.

What do you LOVE? Money & certain people.

What can a person always count on you for? Drinking, smoking & cussing.

What is the strangest thing you ever did? At 50 years old I was involved in a bar room fight with another gal.

When someone pisses you off what do you do? Drink, smoke & cuss.

What is your favorite thing to do? Drink, smoke, cuss & gamble.

What do you want to be when you grow up? Wealthy.

What is your favorite thing about Rick? Sense of humor.

What is your favorite thing about yourself? Work ethic.

Where do you want to be in five years? Above ground.

What inspires you? Money.